How to transform into a zombie.
2 options: 1- get bit by an existing zombie and become undead. 2- buy some clothes from local thrift store (recommended).
Prepare your instruments of destruction: hammer, pocket knife, lighter, scissors and Dremel tool (not pictured). Must use game face.
Don’t forget to play dress-up! Uh, I mean, figure out where your destruction will occur. Or something.
Some before and after shots of zombie destruction.
Don’t forget your claw marks in there. Use liberal amounts of your favorite shade of red paint for blood. And you can’t forget the makeup…
…or the fellow undead.
Now spend countless hours learning the dance to Thriller, rewrite the lyrics to create an ironically funny song about the end times (including nerdy tribulation jokes), and act like a fool for your entire church:
And because you want another angle:
I’m sure there will be more pictures/video to come.
All we want to do is eat your brains. No need to be unreasonable, I’ll just eat your eyes.
When put that way, why would anyone object?